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We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.

heartbeat01Cower in fear couch potatoes for I now hold your viewing future within my sweaty palm!

Yes an engineer has been here all afternoon fitting fugly black boxes to all my beautiful sleek TVs, for I am now a member of the mysterious TV viewing panel. Seriously they really could make them a bit smaller and less like a 1970’s clock radio and they do take a ludicrous amount of time to install.

They claim our viewing habits will determine what programmes the TV channels will decide to broadcast. So it’s up to you all really, either you send me wheelbarrows full of your finest cash, or I continuously watch re-runs of TV Valium snore-a-thon Heartbeat for the next year…let’s see what that does for the future of TV….bwahahahahhahaahhaha! :)

I hear it’s even possible to watch Miss Marple all day if you know which channels to watch, think about it people.

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This entry was posted on Thursday, January 15th, 2009 at 10:24 pm and is filed under Media, TV. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.”

  1. Noooooo!

    You’ll never get away with this you fiend!

  2. Bwahahahahaahahahahahahahha! and so on.

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