If Movies Have Taught Me Anything Its That….

  • 80’s drug gangs all appear to be bikers who lived in neon underground lairs listening to bad techno surrounded by skateboarding kids playing arcade machines.
  • One twin is always evil.
  • One man with a handgun will be able to hit and kill more people than 200 men carrying machine guns.
  • If you find yourself in a group of attractive mixed sex twentysomethings looking for a venue for a drink and a smoke…..do not choose the creepy looking shack in the woods, and if you do…..
  • ….don’t read aloud from books bound in human skin, etc.
  • Hackers can read and comprehend pages of seemingly random binary/hex scrolling fast enough to cause seisures in normal humans.
  • All passwords can be found on the third guess.
  • The correct input method for a computer screen full of windows is to type randomly as fast as possible until your ‘access is denied’
  • You can outrun a tidal wave.

Its been a cheesy movie month…can you tell?

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