Things I never worried about….
….before having a child.
- If I have that next glass of wine I might feel a bit rough in the morning.
- That [insert thing] has a pointy bit, it could be a bit dangerous….I haven’t quite resorted to ‘you could put someones eye out with that’…..yet
- If a someone covers their legs in biro, could this cause some sort of biro ink based toxic reaction? - incidentally the answer appears to be no but Sophie had fun finding out on the journey home today.
- Why do all my clothes have strange stains on them?
- Why are there plastic animals in my shoes?
- Why is the remote in the bin?
Jay
re: #5 - nods. Its one of life’s enduring mysteries….. A couple more years and you’ll be thinking “how did this Barbie/Bratz/Cindy get in my bed?!?”
Aarghh Bratz dolls look like satan spawn….who thought they were a good idea? I told Claire they would be banned from the house but I’m sure the house will be full of them.